Dragon slayer!!!!
Woke up this morning in our beach bungalo to the usual tranquil sounds of waves softly hitting the shore.
THEN WE SAW A HUGE FREAKIN' MONSTER DRAGON LIZARD ON THE WALL!!!!!!
We're used to the little ones crawling up the walls but this dude could have swallowed Lucy whole with room for dessert. I of course sprung to Lucy's defense, pulling the post that holds up one corner of the mosquito net out of the bed and trying to drive the beast out the door. I didn't want to hurt it, just send it back to the jungle where it can eat deer, cows and goats or whatever it usually kills for food. After a short battle it was gone.
ps. Whatever you may hear from Lucy about a shriek of fear when it jumped from the ceiling to the wall is absolute bunk, she mis-interpreted my battle cry.
Paul
THEN WE SAW A HUGE FREAKIN' MONSTER DRAGON LIZARD ON THE WALL!!!!!!
We're used to the little ones crawling up the walls but this dude could have swallowed Lucy whole with room for dessert. I of course sprung to Lucy's defense, pulling the post that holds up one corner of the mosquito net out of the bed and trying to drive the beast out the door. I didn't want to hurt it, just send it back to the jungle where it can eat deer, cows and goats or whatever it usually kills for food. After a short battle it was gone.
ps. Whatever you may hear from Lucy about a shriek of fear when it jumped from the ceiling to the wall is absolute bunk, she mis-interpreted my battle cry.
Paul
posted by Paul at 8:08 PM
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